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papayajuan2019:

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me

catmask:

catmask:

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

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IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

brooo post a selfie. i havent seen a selfie from yiu in awhile

surfclown:

surfclown:

glutko:

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hi guys so me and my partner just bingewatched the entire skibidi toilet . cinematic. universe. and i just want you all to know there is a 78 part series on youtube right now about these things like conquering society and committing acts of terror and getting into kaiju fights with giant cameramen and these videos get tens of millions of views and it was last updated yesterday and that entry has like 21 million views as of me writing it. so

also very important piece of context this content is like extremely popular with ipad kids. like just from the tags theres people who are like ‘i work with kids and they will scream and cry if i dont put this on for them and theres a lot of people that are like 'how can kids watch this for hours and hours’ and hoenstly after watching it i kind of get it. i get why kids would be completely obsessed with this as someone who grew up on weird ass gmod content i can see why this is so popular. like the skibidi toilet lore runs deep guys. theres skibidi toilet mind parasites who invade the minds of the cameramen. theres giant tv head people who beam bright red lights into the minds of the giant titan skibidi toilets and it makes them explode and die. some of the cameramen wear the bodies of the skibidi toilets who they killed, the toilet itself, as like boots as some sort of trophy. if kids arent watching this because they think its funny, then kids are watching this because they are compelled. the children long for skibidi toilet and who are we to deny them that

cheddar-baby:

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My dinnar

charlottan:

but those are just my thinkies (cute way of saying thoughts)

annoyingatfirst:

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

raqhaelia:
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fairycosmos:

im inviting you to my birthday dinner to talk about sucking dick and cock

chengoeshonk:

effemimaniac:

youaremyeverlovin:

utopians:

utopians:

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

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“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?

1 minute til hatman

choopahcobbler:

i live in a fucking sitcom. I’m delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I’m like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago

mothgf:

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited